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     Despite having had hundreds of poems published I’ve never won a poetry competition, but that’s probably because I’ve only entered four.  However, I did once win a cash prize for a short story, and then I won the Peter Pook Humorous Novel Contest with Stiff Competition, a story that had previously been rejected by a top publisher for being too funny (see Comps Novel).  I therefore speak from experience when I say that winning literary competitions doesn’t always lead to fame.  But having a few such wins to boast about does you no harm when approaching editors or agents, so if you have dreams of a writing career, this could be the place to begin. Or maybe you just want to win some money.  Whatever your motives, the best advice I can offer is that you emulate my old friend Percy Vere, who reads, writes, reads, writes ad infinitum.

     Below is a list of the most interesting UK writing competitions I’ve seen recently.  I’ve done my best to vet them and eliminate the dodgy ones, but I can offer no guarantees.  Bear in mind that contests with smaller prizes attract fewer entries and are therefore easier to win.

 
  

UK Writing Competitions (currently 71)

 


Updated
 29.6.17

 

Writers’ Forum Short Story Competition.  There is a new contest in each issue of this glossy writers’ mag.  All types of stories are accepted, from horror to romance, with a length of between 1,000 and 3,000 words.
    Closing: Monthly.  Entries arriving too late for one comp automatically go into the next.
    Prizes: £300, £150, £100.
    Entry Fee: £6, or £3 for subscribers to the magazine.  Critique - £5 (enclose sae if entering by post).
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Updated
  29.6.17

 

Writers’ Forum Poetry Competition.  This monthly contest from the glossy magazine Writers’ Forum is for poems of up to 40 lines on any thme.
    Closing: Monthly.  Entries arriving too late for one month automatically go forward to the next.
    Prize: £100 and a Chambers dictionary.
    Entry Fee: £4 each, or £6 if you want a short critique (enclose sae for the critique if entering by post).
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Updated
 29.6.17

 

Telegraph ‘Just Back’ Travel writing Competition.  If you are just back from somewhere a shade more interesting than the local park, the Telegraph Online would like the gripping details in up to 500 words.  You can read previous winners on the website.  A ‘voyage’ across the Mersey is one of them - proving that you don’t have to write about anywhere exotic to scoop the prize.
    Closing: Monthly.
    Prize : £200 in your choice of currency.
    Entry Fee: None - free to enter.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
27.1.15

 

Hour of Writes Competition.  To enter this new weekly peer-reviewed contest from Manchester you submit a piece of writing of any type you choose running to no more than 2,000 words. There is a different theme every week.
    Closing: 11pm every Friday.
    Prize: £50 (usually the minimum, they say; prize increases if more entries are received).
    Entry Fee: £3.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
17.6.16

 

Hello again!
     Thanks for all you've done. I've had another two wins recently - Concrete Cow and UPLI - and I've actually had my book How to Win Writing Competitions accepted by a publisher! Your website gets a mention in it, of course.
     Best wishes,  Cathy Bryant

 


Updated
  1.7.17

 

Flash 500 Competition.  This quarterly flash fiction contest, which offers higher prize money than many similar competitions, is for stories of up to 500 words on any theme.
    Closing: 30.12.17, 31.3.18.
    Prizes: 1st - £300 and publication in Words With Jam.  2nd - £200.  3rd - £100.  Highly Commended - A copy of The Writer’s ABC Checklist.
    Entry Fee: £5 each, £8 for two.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Updated
 29.6.17

 

NAWG 100 Words CompetitionThis ongoing contest from the National Association of  Wig Growers - or possibly Writers’ Groups - is for tales of exactly 100 words.  Now, it will almost certainly turn out that some of you don’t understand the meaning of the word ‘exactly’, so let me explain that it is not 99 words or fewer, nor is it 101 words or more.  It’s bang on 100.
    Closing: Ongoing.  Each round ends when 100 entries have been accepted. Surplus entries automatically go into the next round.
    Prizes (in each round): £75, £25.
    Entry Fee: £3 each, £5.50 for two, £8 for three.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Updated
 29.6.17

 

Scribble Quarterly Short Story Competition.  This quarterly contest from Scribble magazine is for stories in any genre and on any subject, running to no more than 3,000 words.  Winners are chosen by the magazine’s readers.
    Closing: Quarterly.
    Prizes: £75, £25, £15.
    Entry Fee: £3.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
13.6.17

 

Dark Tales Short Story Competition.  As you may gather from the name of the competition, this is not for the sort of jolly happy-ending story that leaves you with a warm glow inside.  It is for horror and speculative fiction, the sort that leaves you afraid to turn out the lights in case something other than a tiny moth is hiding in the wardrobe.  Your entry must be limited to 5,000 words.
    Closing: Monthly.
    Prize: £100 and publication.
    Entry Fee: £4.
    Comp Page:
Click Here

 
    
  

                         The Rules, the T&Cs, the Fine Print
When you submit a story or poem to a competition, you are entering into a contract with the promoter.  Make sure you know the terms.  It may be, for instance, that you are granting the promoter the right to publish your work without payment even if you don’t win.  This is often the price you pay for entering a contest with no entry fee.  If it bothers you, don’t participate.  But before you get sniffy about that 450-word story set in the sedate world of turnip farming, ask yourself this: Would I really be able to sell it to anyone else?  Publication, even without payment, might not be a bad thing if it gets you a healthy crop of readers.  And if it’s in a newspaper or magazine that carries some prestige ... well, there are plenty of struggling writers who would gift wrap and hand over their very souls for the privilege of being able to put that in their cv.  Only you can decide if it’s worth it.

 

 

 

Dear Mr Michael
    I discovered your website back in November, then, in January, finally had the guts to enter the Whidbey Writers’ Competition, with the 'lazy' way of judging entries: stopping reading once they found 'the one'. The January theme was Villains, and, guess what, I won.
    Thank goody-goody gumdrops for Prizemagic.
    Keep Smiling
                                                  
- Hannie Duncombe (The youngest ever Student Choice winner, at 13, thanks to you.)

 


Added
2.10.17

 

Writers’ Award.  This one from the Deborah Rogers Foundation, set up in memory of literary agent Deborah Rogers, is for first-time authors (fiction or non-fiction) who display literary talent but need financial support to complete a first book.  To be eligible, writers must reside in the British Commonwealth or Ireland.  If this still sounds like you, submit 20,000 to 30,000 words of a work in progress, together with a brief synopsis and a biographical note (of you, not your main protagonist).
    Closing: 13.12.17.
    Prize: £10,000.
    Entry Fee: None - free entry.
    Comp Page: Click Here.
    Website:
Click Here.

 


Added
9.11.17

 

Robert Kroetsch Award 2018.  This contest from Canadian poetry magazine Matrix is now open worldwide to emerging poets who have not had more than two books published.  To enter, you submit a minimum of 48 pages of innovative poems.  The poems can have been published before, but only in magazines and anthologies.
    Closing: 15.12.17.
    Prize: A publishing contract with Insomniac Press with an advance against royalties.
    Entry Fee: $25.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
 1.9.17

 

New Media Writing Prize 2017.  This international contest from Bournemouth University is, as the name suggests, for new media.  The contest has been running annually for five years now.  In 2011 they explained new media thus: ‘It is the amalgamation of traditional media such as films, images, music and the written word, but with interactive features.’  As well as poetry, they want short stories, novels, documentaries.  All entries should be written specifically for delivery/viewing on a PC or Mac, the web, or a hand-held device such as an iPad, mobile phone or one of the latest electric nose-hair clippers with Internet connectivity.  To get an idea of what the judges are looking for, you can access previous winners on the website.  There are four categories: New Media Writing Prize, Unicorn Student Prize, Dot Award and Corkana Journalism Award.
    Closing: Main deadline now passed but students have a later deadline of noon on 15.12.17 as they seldom get up before lunch and are bound to have missed the first one.
    Prizes: The if:book New Media Writing Prize - £1,000.  Unicorn Student Prize - A three-month paid work placement at a leading e-learning company (Unicorn Trading) or £500 cash.  Dot Award - £500.  Corkana Journalism Award (2) - £500.
    Entry Fee: None - free to enter.
    Comp Page:
Click Here .

 


Added
 2.8.17

 

Ruth Rendell Short Story Competition.  This regular contest from the charity InterAct Stroke Support is for stories of up to 1,000 words in any genre.  It is open to anyone aged over 16.  The charity arranges for readings to stroke patients in hospitals and elsewhere by trained actors.  The winner of the competition will be commissioned to write four further stories for InterAct Stroke Support over the course of one year.  Stories must of course be suitable to be read in the sensitive environment of a hospital.
    Closing: 22.12.17.
    Prize: £1,000.
    Entry Fee: £15.
    Comp Page:
Click Here

 


Added
1.11.17

 

Moth Poetry Prize. This annual contest from Irish magazine The Moth is for poems of any length and on any subject.  I should perhaps mention that the magazine is not devoted to the subject of moths, fascinating though these may be.  It is an arts and literature magazine.  Presumably the name is a reference to the way artists and writers are attracted to the light of recognition, only to beat their wings in vain against an invisible barrier until finally, broken and defeated, they slide down to the windowsill of despair.  You’d think the magazine people could have come up with something a bit more cheerful than that, wouldn’t you?
    Closing: 31.12.17.
    Prizes: 1st - 10,000 euros.  Runners-up (3) - 1,000 euros.
    Entry Fee: 12 euros.
    Comp Page:
Click Here .

 

 

 

Michael,
     I have been a follower of your excellent site for a few years, finally with some success.  I usually submit poetry but I have won 2nd Prize in the Eyelands Short Story competition - a piece of Greek pottery and copy of the Anthology containing my story.
     I hope the Anthology copy which I receive is not all GREEK TO ME like Mary Hodges copy last Year!
                                                                          -  Regards Fred McIlmoyle

 


Added
27.8.17

 

Taste Short Story Competition.  This freebie from Ouen Press (the pronunciation is given on their home page but you will probably be no wiser) is for gripping stories on the theme of ... I’m tempted to say ‘glue’ but in fact it’s Taste.  Stories should be between 3,000 and 10,000 words
    Closing: 31.12.17.
    Prizes: 1st - £300.  Runners-up (2)  - £100.
    Entry Fee: None - free to enter.
    Comp Page:
Click Here

 


Added
 8.9.17

 

Soundwork Short Story Competition.  Soundwork-uk is a not-for-profit website which makes audio recordings (plays, poems, stories, monologues) available to the listener free of charge.  To enter the contest you submit a story of 15 minutes duration on any subject.
    Closing : 31.12.17.
    Prizes: Your story recorded by Soundwork and, along with your photo, placed on the site.
    Entry Fee: None - free to enter.
    Comp Page:
Click Here

 


Added
1.10.17

 

Magic Oxygen Literary Prize.  Here is a poetry and short story contest with a difference.  For every entry received, Magic Oxygen Publishing of Dorset will plant a tree in Kenya to create a ‘tropical word forest’.  And when the contest closes each entrant will receive the GPS co-ordinates of their tree.  It is not clear if you will have visiting rights or if you will be able to send your tree a card on its birthday, but you will certainly be able to feel good about helping to restore some of our planet’s lost greenery.  The contest is also funding the building of another new classroom at Kundeni Primary School next to the tropical world forest.  Poems should be limited to 50 lines while short stories can, if required, extend to 4,000 words.
    Closing: 31.12.17.
    Prizes (in each category): £1,000, £300, £100, and 2 x £50.
    Entry Fee: £5.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 

 

 

Hi Michael,
     Thank you for continuing to provide so much information on your blog. It’d be a good read just for some of your coments even if I hadn’t found it extremely helpful. I’ve had luck with a few of the competitions you’ve mentioned, including getting my first novel 'Escape to the Country' published a while back and more recently being placed in last month’s Spinetinglers competition.
                                                                                      -  Patsy Collins

 


Added
20.8.17

 

Littoral Press Poetry Competition.  This contest is for full collections of nature/spiritual.environmental poetry.
    Closing: 31.12.17.
    Prizes (2): Publication of your collection by Littoral Press and 50 free copies.
    Entry Fee: £20 per collection.
    Comp Page:
Click Here

 


Updated
  1.12.17

 

TXTLit Micro Story Competition.  For this contest you need a mobile phone.  Well, everyone’s got one, haven’t they?  No.  There’s still one person in the UK who hasn’t.  Me.  I don’t like phones of any sort.  I have one that plugs into the wall but I never answer it when it rings.  I think: ‘They’ll ring again if it’s important.’  They seldom do, and if they do I never answer it and they never ring again - which proves they were just time-wasters.  Now, I may seem to be rambling a bit here, but hey, what do you know, this turns out to be relevant because you mustn’t ramble in this competition.  Limit your stories to 154 characters (letters and spaces, not people), and while you’re about it, refrain from using abbreviated TXT gibberish, as this is not welcome.  At last - someone is fighting back on behalf of the English language!  There is a different theme each month.
    Closing: 31.12.17.
    Prize: £50.
    Entry Fee: £1 plus the normal cost of sending a text message (no use asking me what that is).
    Website:
Click Here.

 


Added
1.12.17

 

Tongues & Grooves Prose Poem Competition.  This inaugural contest from Tongues & Grooves in the Community, a not-for-profit group in Portsmouth using poetry to promote motivation, well-being and inclusion, is for prose poems running to no more than 50 lines on any subject.  If you are unsure about the precise nature of a prose poem, there are examples on the website.
    Closing: 1.1.17.
    Prizes: £600, £200, £100 plus 7 @ £25.
    Entry Fee: £5 for the first, £4 thereafter.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
1.10.17

 

Exeter Novel Competition.  To enter this annual contest from Creative Writing Matters of Exeter you submit the first 10,000 words of your unpublished novel, this to include a synopsis of up to 500 words.
    Closing: 1.1.18.
    Prizes: 1st - £500 plus a trophy.  Runners-up (5) - £75 and a trophy.
    Entry Fee: £18.
    Comp Page: Click Here.

 


Added
1.10.17

 

The Mogford Food & Drink Short Story Prize.  Serving up a short story with a food and drink theme could win you a serious tip in this annual contest from Mogford Hotels and Restaurants.  Just make sure you don’t over-egg the pudding by exceeding the word limit of 2,500.  Your entry, which can be fiction or fact, should be your own original work and unpublished.  You must submit this via the form on the website.  The contest is open worldwide, but entries must be in English.
    Closing: 3.1.18 (noon).  Entries only accepted from 26.10.17
    Prizes: 1st - £10,000.  The 4 shortlisted entrants will be invited as Jeremy Mogford’s guests to the Mogford Party in one of the Mogford Hotels in Oxford on 21.3.18 where the winner will be announced.  Dinner will be included.  The menu is not specified, but we can assume it will not include pie and chips (so if that’s what you want, bring your own).  Travel expenses will be paid.  It doesn’t get much better than this.
    Entry Fee: £10.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
18.10.17

 

Henshaw Short Story Competition.  This regular contest from Henshaw Press of Northampton is for stories of up to 2,000 words on any theme.
    Closing: 10.1.18.
    Prizes: £100, £50, £25.  Winners will be published on the website.
    Entry Fee: £5.
    Comp Page:
Click Here .

 


Added
1.12.17

 

Shepton Mallet Poetry and Photography Competition.  This contest from the Shepton Mallet Snowdrop Festival is for poems of up to 30 lines on any aspect of snowdrops or the James Allen snowdrop story  (see website for info).  ‘Let your imagination run riot,’ they say.  At this time of year I think I’m going to have to beat mine with a stick just to wake it up, but I’m sure yours will already be on its feet and raring to go.  There are three age categories: 18 and over, 12 to 17, and up to 11.
     For those who prefer to paint a thousand words with just the click of a shutter button, there is also a photography contest.  This has a choice of themes: Snowdrops, or Renewal.   Prizes and entry fees are the same.
    Closing: 14.1.18.
    Prizes: 18 and over - £120.  12 to 17 - £70.  Up to 11 - £50.
    Entry Fee: Adults - £3.  Youngsters - free to enter.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 

 

 

Hi
   
Before I discovered your website I’d never even thought of trying my luck in a writing competition. My stories were a very private part of my life, I was (and for the most of the time still am) very convinced that they are not good enough for the ‘outside world’.
     I don’t know what made me try - call it a crazy moment of self-confidence - but here I am the October winner of the Cazart short story competition. I haven’t felt so good about myself in months. It might not seem like a big deal to the world but for me it means everything. And it would not have happened if it wasn’t for your wonderful website.
     Thank You very much.                                         -  Dorota Nocun

 


Added
1.12.17

 

Fresher Writing Prize.  This open-to-all contest from publishing house Fresher at Bournemouth University has five categories: poetry, short story, flash fiction, creative non-fiction, and novel opening.  Poems are limited to 42 lines, while short stories and creative non-fiction each have an allowance of 3,000 words.  Flash fiction must not flash past 500 words.  For novels you submit the first 500 words plus a short synopsis - and take note that your completed novel must be available from March 2018 in case the judges wish to see it.  The theme for all categories except the novel is Monsters (it’s the 200th anniversary of the publication of Frankenstein, see?).  You will be required to provide a short author biog with your entry.
    Closing: 14.1.18.
    Prizes: Well, there’s no money, I’m afraid.  This is all about furthering your literary career by various means, such as meeting top people in the publishing world and getting personal feedback and advice (in the case of poetry and flash fiction you get a podcast of your work).  That will be small consolation when you are evicted from your flat for non-payment of the rent and end up living in some dank and litter-strewn underpass.  But hey, that’s the writing game - get used to it.  All shortlisted entries will be published in the Fresher Writing Volume 4 Monsters anthology.
    Entry Fee: £6.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
26.10.17

 

‘The Road to Clevedon Pier’ Anthology Competition.  This contest from new publishing venture Hedgehog Poetry Press in Somerset is for poems on any subject and in any style.  They say this is the most open-minded of open poetry competitions.
    Closing: 15.1.18.
    Prizes: 1st - A unique leather-bound writers’ journal and your entry featured as the lead poem in the anthology.  In addition you will be interviewed for the magazine A Restricted View from Under the Hedge and will have the option to showcase some of your other work in the mag.  You will also receive a year’s subscription.  Runnes-up - publication in the anthology with a free copy.
    Entry Fee: £5 for one, £8 for three, £10 for five.
    Comp Page:
Click Here .

 


Added
5.11.17

 

Magma Poetry Competition.  Here’s one from the poetry magazine Magma.  It has two categories: Judge’s Prize (for poems of 11 to 50 lines), and Editors’ Prize (poems of up to 10 lines).  The judge is poet Daljit Nagra.  It is not stated who the editors are.  The editorship rotates, they say.
    Closing: 15.1.18.
    Prizes (in each category): £1,000, £300, £150.  Winners will have their poems published in the magazine and will, along with commended poets, be invited to read at the prize-giving event.
    Entry Fee: £5 for the first, £4 for the second, £3.50 thereafter.  It’s cheaper for subscribers.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
1.12.17

 

Keats-Shelley Prize 2018.  This annual contest from the Keats-Shelley Association is for poems of up to 30 lines on the theme of ‘Liberty’, and essays running to no more than 3,000 words on any aspect of the work and lives of Keats, Shelley and their circle.   The reason for the Liberty theme is that 2018 is the 200th anniversary of the publication of PB Shelley’s Prometheus Unbound.  Good grief, is it that long?  Seems like only yesterday.  Liz Lochhead, winner of the Queen’s Medal for Poetry, will be Prize Chair.  Judging the poetry will be Jo Shapcott and Matthew Sweeney, while Professor Simon Bainbridge and Professor Sharon Ruston will be let loose on the essays.
    Closing: 15.1.18.
    Prizes: Winners will share £3,000 in prize money.  Shortlisted entrants will be invited to attend the Awards Ceremony in London.
    Entry Fee: None - free to enter.  You may send up to two essays and two poems.
    Comp Page:
Click Here .

 


Added
1.12.17

 

The Young Romantics Prize.  This freebie from the Keats-Shelley Association is for writers between the ages of 16 and 18.  It is for essays of up to 2,000 words and poems of up to 20 lines.  The essays can be on any aspect of the work and lives of Keats, Shelley and their circle.  The theme for the poetry is ‘Liberty’.
    Closing: 15.1.18.
    Prizes: Unspecified cash prizes plus publication online and in print.  Shortlisted entrants will be invited to attend the Awards Ceremony in London.
    Entry Fee: None - free to enter.  You may send up to two essays and two poems.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 

 

 

Hi Michael
     Love, love, love your site! But it should come with a word of warning to other would-be comp winners. Go straight to terms and condition page first. Just spent the last hour and a half crafting (skillfully obviously) a poem about bingo for one of the contests on your site, only to find that (unlucky for some, or rather - me) when I went to email it, it was for UK residents only! I went to dramatically raise my hand to my forehead saying `oh s**t!` when I knocked over my glass of wine on the desk. As I went to quickly mop up everything, I knocked my phone off the table where it now lies wet and immobilised.
     So, to re-evaluate: 1. Check terms and conditions. 2. Don`t make any sudden, dramatic hand movements. 3. Don`t place wine on same surface as computer. 4. Don`t place mobile phone on same surface as wine glass.  And finally, 5. Make sure there`s a spare bottle of wine in fridge when you go to drown your sorrows on your time-wasted, expensive, quiet sunday evening in.
                                                                            -  Susan from Dublin

 


Added
1.11.17

 

Live Canon Children’s Poetry Competition   This contest from Live Canon is for young people aged 8 to 18.  There are four age categories: school years 1 - 3, 4 - 6, 7 - 9, 10 - 13.
    Closing: 21.1.18.
    Prizes: A £50 book token for the winner in each age category.
    Entry Fee: None - free entry.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
6.11.17

 

Novella-in-Flash Award.  This unusual contest from Bristol is for novellas of between 6,000 and 18,000 words made up of individual flashes (or chapters) of about 1,000 words each.  Further details are of course to be found on the website.  I did start to go through them but I ran out of time and ended up with little additional insight. ‘Mysterious and tricky’ are two of the explanatory words I recall from the judge, so this is not for writers who need a literary road map to guide them every step of the way.
    Closing: 29.1.18.
    Prizes: £300, £100, £100.  Winners will be published in the novella collection and will each receive 5 copies.
    Entry Fee: £16.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


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3.11.17

 

Kent & Sussex Poetry Society Open Competition.  This annual contest from Kent & Sussex Poetry Society is for poems of up to 40 lines on any subject.
    Closing: 31.1.18.
    Prizes: £1,000, £300, £100, 4 x £50.  Winners will be published in the society’s Poetry Folio.
    Entry Fee: £5 each.  Three or more £4 each.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 

 

 

Fish Short Memoir Competition. This annual contest from Fish Publishing in Ireland is for memoirs of up to 4,000 words.
    Closing: 31.1.18.
    Prizes: 1st - 1,000 euros.  2nd - A week on a writers’ retreat at Casa Ana at La Alpujarra in Spain, plus 300 euros.  The best 10 entries will be published in the Fish Anthology.
    Entry Fee: 16 euros.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
 2.8.17

 

The Plough Poetry Prize.  Arr, it be that time again.  The Plough Prize is back for its umpteenth annual appearance.  It comes from the Plough Arts Centre in Torrington, Devon.  It is for poems of up to 10 lines (Short Poem) or up to 40 lines (Open Poem) in any style and on any subject.  The judge this year is Michael Symmons Roberts.
    Closing: 31.1.18.
    Prizes: I’m tempted to say ploughs, but I think I’ve done that one before.  The prizes are actually quite useful amounts of money: £1,000, £500, £250.
    Entry Fee: £5.
    Comp Page:
Click Here

 


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17 .9.17

 

The Ó Bhéal Five Words International Poetry Competition.  Here’s another Corker from Ireland.  Sorry couldn’t resist that.  I’ll start again.  This one from Cork in Ireland is for poems of up to 50 lines (including line breaks) which feature the five words given on the website for that week.  A shortlist of 12 will be selected after the final closing date next January, and the winner will be chosen from that.  Ó Bhéal, incidentally, is a weekly poetry event in Cork (and as you probably know, the word itself is Irish for ‘word of mouth’).
    Closing: Every Tuesday at noon until the last week of January 2018.
    Prize: 500 euros and an invitation to read at the Ó Bhéal’s event in Ireland, with travel expenses of 100 euro and B&B accommodation.
    Entry Fee: 5 euro.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 

 

 

Dear Michael
     I won this year's Cinnamon Press Short Story competition. I wouldn't have known about this excellent small publishing press without your listings site. I just wanted to share with you my success (but not the prize money, obvs).
     Best wishes,                                                         - Kerry Hood

 


Added
2.12.17

 

Lancashire Authors’ Association Open Competition .  This contest from Lancashire where I spent two happy years as a child  (I was there for three, but let’s not go into that) is for stories running to exactly 100 words excluding the title.  For those of you who adopt a flexible approach to our laguage allow me to warn you that in Lancashire they don’t.  Therefore the word ‘exactly’ will not be interpreted by the judges as meaning ‘give or take one or two’.
    Closing: 31.1.18.
    Prize: £100.
    Entry Fee: £2 each or £5 for three.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
 2.8.17

 

Prole Laureate Competition.  This annual contest from Prole, a print magazine that publishes high quality, accessible poetry and prose, is for poems on any subject and in any style.  There are no restrictions on length, although you might like to consider how far it is reasonable to expect the judge to wade through that 5,000-line epic of yours before letting out an anguished cry and writing something obscene on it.  As an occasional poetry judge, the most I have ever managed before turning nasty is 100 lines.
    Closing: 31.1.18.
    Prizes: £200, £50, £50.  Winners will be published on the website and in Prole 25.
    Entry Fee: £3 for the first, £2 thereafter.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


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1.12.17

 

Teignmouth Poetry Festival Open Poetry Competition.  This annual contest from Devon is for poems of up to 35 lines on any subject.  Poet Pascale Petit will be judging.
    Closing: 31.1.18.
    Prizes: £500, £250, £100.
    Entry Fee : £4.50.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


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2.10.17

 

New Welsh Writing Award.  Despite the name, you don't have to be Welsh to enter this annual competition.  However, if you live outside of the UK or Ireland, you do have to have been educated in Wales.  This year’s contest is for an essay collection of between 5,000 and 30,000 words.  Your entry should comprise at least two essays.
    Closing: 1.2.17.
    Prizes: 1st - £1,000 as an advance for ebook publication by New Welsh Review.  2nd - A writing course at Ty Newydd.  3rd - A weekend stay at Gladstone’s Library.
    Entry Fee: None - free to enter.
    Comp Page:
Click Here

 


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30.11.17

 

Chiplitfest Short Story Competition.  This contest from Penny Shorts (a publisher, not a person or a cheap item of clothing) is part of the Chipping Norton Literary Festival.  It is for stories on any theme running to no more than 5,000 words.  If your story is close to the maximum and you want to save yourself some money on the two-tier entry fee, just snip out the waffle and digression until the tale is down to 2,500 words or fewer.  Yes, they charge by the yard for this one.
    Closing: 7.2.18.
    Prizes: £500, £100, £50.
    Entry Fee: £5 for stories no longer than 2,500 words.  £8 for up to 5,000 words.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
1.12.17

 

Lucy Cavendish College Fiction Prize.  This is the eighth of these contests from the Lucy Cavendish College, Cambridge.  Sponsored by top London literary agents Peters Fraser Dunlop, it is open only to women over 21 who have not had a full-length novel published (self-published doesn’t count), it is for novels which combine literary merit with ‘unputdownability’.  These can be literary or genre fiction, or novels for young adults or children.  To enter you submit 40 to 50 consecutive pages of your story’s opening, plus a synopsis of the remainder (5 to 10 pages), as specified in the T&Cs.
    Closing: 9.2.18 (noon).
    Prize: £1,500. The shortlisted entrants will receive a consultation with one of the judges, literary agent Marilla Savvides.  They will also be invited to the prize-giving dinner at the College along with a bunch of book trade freeloaders such as editors, agents, publishers and journalists.  Each shortlistee will be able to bring a guest (I’d suggest a teetotaller with a car, as there will be free drinks and if my experience is anything to go by you will be consuming this in unwise quantities when that gormless individual sitting opposite you is named as the winner).
    Entry Fee: £12.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
5.11.17

 

International Bath Flash Fiction Award.  This recurring contest from Bristol is for short fiction of up to 300 words.  There is no set theme.  You are probably wondering about the contest’s name: why Bath?  Well, it’s like this: I have no idea.
    Closing: 11.2.18.
    Prizes : £1,000, £300, £100.
    Entry Fee: £9 for one, £12 for two, £18 for three (early bird entries up to 17.12.17 - £7.50 for one, £12 for two).
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
1.12.17

 

Writers’ & Artists’ Yearbook Short Story Competition.  This annual international freebie from Bloomsbury’s venerable W&A Yearbook is for stories of under 2,000 words on any theme.  Take note that before emailing your entry, you have to register with the website.  Your entry will not be valid otherwise.
    Closing: 13.2.18.
    Prize: A place on one of Arvon’s 4- or 6-day Clockhouse Writing retreats and your story published on the Writers’ & Artists’ website.
    Entry Fee: None - free to enter.
    Website:
Click Here.

 

 

 

Dear Michael,
     I love your website and its pertinent personal comments re the comps.
     I entered the Alexander Cordell one some months ago, the mini saga, and was short-listed to win. It was a 600 mile round trip with two toddlers but we had a really wonderful weekend. My husband is self employed and works really long hours so it was great to drag him away and out into the countryside. The people were lovely, the whole event was fascinating, and I was thrilled to get two books and a book token. My little girl age 3 gets excited every time Wales is mentioned on the news now! The greatest thrill was hearing the Director of Visit Wales read out my story so reverently, and with evident enjoyment. The organisers were delighted with the world-wide entries.  I don’t write for money - just as well - but for the love of the medium and the message.
     Keep up the good work!                                         -  Julie Noble

 


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1.12.17

 

Readers’ Digest 100 Words Competition.  Here’s an old friend that’s been visiting us annually for eight years.  If you win, you will be paid a handsome £10 a word for your work - that’s almost as much as JK Rowling.  And best of all, it’s free.  But before you set your fingers flying across the keyboard, you must rid yourself of the notion that if your story ends up with a word or two more than 100, or a word or two less, it will be accepted due to its unrivalled brilliance.  It won’t.  Your story must be exactly 100 words (excluding the title).  There are three age categories: Adult, 12 to 18, and Under 12.  The three best stories in each category will be posted on the website on February 27.  The winners will be the ones that receive the most votes from readers.
    Closing : 19.2.18 (5pm).
    Prizes: Adult - £1,000, £250, £250.  12-to-18 and Under 12 winners will each receive a Fire HD 8 Tablet and a selection of Staedtler products worth £50 plus two Staedtler classpacks of pencils for their school.  The two runners-up in both non-adult categories will receive a Kindle E-Reader.  Shortlisted entries will be published in an anthology.
    Entry Fee: None - free to enter.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
16.11.17

 

Atlantis Short Story Competition.  This annual international contest from the USA is for stories of between 300 and 2.500 words on any theme.  Stories can be fiction or based on true events.  And they can be written by two people - so if you have a split personality here’s a chance to make a name for yourselves.
    Closing: 25.2.18.  Early entries submitted by 18.12.17 receive a 10% discount.
    Prizes: 1st - $300, $100, $50.  The three winners also receive in-depth feedback, as do numerous runners-up.  Every paticipant receives a comment on their entry and an evaluation table.
    Entry Fee: $10, or $9 if submitting by 18.12.17.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
1.10.17

 

Exeter Writers Short Story Competition.  This annual contest from Exeter Writers in Devon is for stores of up to 3,000 words on any theme.  Entry is open worldwide.
    Closing: 28.2.18.
    Prizes: £500, £250, £100.  Plus £100 for a writer from Devon.  Winners will be published on the website.
    Entry Fee: £6.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
 6.7.17

 

Flash 500 Short Story Competition .  Stories in any genre running to between 1,000 and 3,000 words are required for this one from the Flash 500 website.  Those of you who think no story is complete without a decent (or indecent) bedroom scene will be pleased to learn that adult material is acceptable here ‘providing the content fits the story and is not gratuitous’.  The rest of you will be relieved to learn that adult content is not compulsory.
    Closing: 28.2.18.
    Prizes: £500, £200, £100.
    Entry Fee: £7 for one, £12 for two, £16 for three, £20 for four.
    Comp Page:
Click Here

 


Added
2.12.17

 

Margery Allingham Short Story Competition.  Open to published and unpublished writers, this contest from the Crime Writers’ Association celebrates the author of the Albert Campion detective novels.  It is for stories of up to 3,500 words.  These must comply with Margery Allingham’s own definition of a mystery, which is basically as follows: a crime, a mystery, an enquiry and a conclusion, the conclusion providing reader satisfaction (so your investigator can’t end up thumping his/ her desk in frustration and muttering, ‘Damn - the bastard’s got away with it!’).
    Closing: 28.2.18.
    Prize: £500 plus two weekend passes to Crimefest 2019 and a selection of Margery Allingham books.
    Entry Fee: £12.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


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1.10.17

 

Fish Flash Fiction Competition.  This annual Fish competition is for stories running to no more than 300 words.
    Closing: 28.2.18.
    Prizes: 1st - 1,000 euros.  2nd - An online writing course with Fish.  The best 10 entries will be published in the Fish Anthology.  The writers will each receive five copies.
    Entry Fee: 14 euros.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
18.4.17

 

SciFan ‘Fire and Ice’ Competition.  Here’s another contest from Fantastic Books Publishing of Yorkshire.  They want you to get in touch with your dark side.  Eat a kitten.  Or perhaps not.  They are looking for your most twisted dystopian stories with the theme of Fire and Ice.  The genre is science fiction or science fantasy or, if you can’t make your mind up, a blend of both (hence the name SciFan).  Just be aware that when you walk into that dark room in your mind you may never get out.
    Closing: 28.2.17.
    Prizes: £100, £50, £25.
    Entry Fee: £5 each, five or more £3.50 each.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


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29.3.14

 

Dear Michael, 
     Thank you for maintaining your informative and witty list of writing competitions.
     I entered loads of them last year and got precisely nowhere, but I ploughed on regardless and have just won second prize (£100) in the Flash 500 Humour Verse contest, which would suggest that your friend Percy Vere might be onto something.
                                                                             -  Melanie Branton

 


Added
5.12.17

 

Papatango New Writing Prize.  This playwriting contest from the Papatango Theatre Company is for full-length plays of at least 60 minutes performance time  (sixty minutes, they say, is at least 40 pages or 6,000 words).
    Closing: 28.2.18.
    Prize: A 4-week production at Southwalk Playhouse, publication by Nick Hern Books, 10% royalities on gross box office, and a £6,000 commission to develop a follow-up play.
    Entry Fee: None - free entry.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
2.11.17

 

The Rialto Nature & Place Poetry Competition.  This contest from the poetry magazine The Rialto, working with the RSPB, is for poems of up to 40 lines which deal with any aspect of nature and place.
    Closing: 1.3.18.
    Prizes: 1st - £1,000.  2nd - £500.  3rd - A place on a creative writing course at Ty Newyyd Writing Centre.  There are two additional prizes of personal tours conducted by two of the judges, each taking in their favourite wildlife place.
    Entry Fee: £6 for the first, £3.50 thereafter.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
2.12.17

 

Bridgend Writers’ Circle Open Competition.  This annual open contest from Bridgend Writers’ Circle in Wales is for stories of between 1,500 and 1,800 words on any theme.
    Closing: 1.3.18.
    Prizes: £200, £50, £30.
    Entry Fee: £5 each, £7.50 for two.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


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21.5.12

 

Hi Michael
     Just to let you know I was a runner up in last year’s Eyelands short story competition. I entered it mainly because entries were accepted by email. The main prizes were very generous, as I remember they included video cameras and computers and “a notebook” which I took to mean a notebook computer. I didn’t win any of these but I was “awarded with distinction” and sent a certificate to prove it. I also received a copy of the Eyelands anthology which included my story. Only one problem – it’s in Greek. I recognised my story because it had my name at the top in English. I advise anyone entering this year's comp to look for the automatic translation feature in google - unless of course they understand Greek!
     Many thanks for your website. Always interesting even if I don't enter one of the comps.
                                                                               -  Mary Hodges

 


Added
1.12.17

 

The Poetry Business New Poets Prize.  If you can arrange to be between 16 and 22, you will be eligible to enter this contest for collections of poems (12 pages).
    Closing: 1.3.18.
    Prizes: 1st and runner-up - a place on an Arvon residential course of your choice in 2018.   Four outstanding poets will receive mentoring, readings and publication in the North magazine.  One of these will receive pamphlet publication by smith/doorstop Books.
    Entry Fee: £8.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
1.12.17

 

The Poetry Business Book and Pamphlet Competition.  To enter this annual international contest from The Poetry Business you submit 20 to 24 pages of your poetry.
    Closing: 1.3.18.
    Prizes (4): Publication by smith/doorstop Books, a share of £2,000, a launch reading at The Wordsworth Trust and gift vouchers from Inpress Books, plus publication in the North magazine.  There will also be an opportunity to submit a full collection for possible publication in book form.
    Entry Fee: £28.  Yike.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
5.12.17

 

Christopher Tower Poetry Prize 2017.  This annual contest from Christ Church, Oxford, is open to full- or part-time UK students between the ages of 16 and 18.  It is for poems of up to 48 lines.  I’ll whisper this year’s theme to you but you must promise not to tell anyone else.  It’s ‘Secrets’.
    Closing: 2.3.18.
    Prizes: 1st - £3,000.  2nd - £1,500.  3rd - £500.  The three winners will be eligible for a place on the Tower Poetry Summer School, and they will be invited to attend an awards ceremony in Oxford.  Three commended entrants will each receive £250.
    Entry Fee: None - free to enter.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
1.12.17

 

Wilbur Smith Adventure Prize.  This international contest from the Wilbur and Niso Smith Foundation has two categories, one for adventure novels published by a recognised trade publisher in the previous calendar year, and one for unpublished adventure novels.  Here I will give details only for the latter.  If you’re interested in the former, see the website.  The rest must submit an unpublished adventure novel running to over 50,000 words along with a synopsis of up to 400 words, a cv up to 200 words. and an explanation of why the story qualifies as an adventure yarn (up to 200 words).  Self-published e-books do not count as published, so if you have one of those and someone other than your mother/husband/wife/parrot has proclaimed its brilliance, you could send that in.
    Closing: 12.3.18.
    Prizes: Published category - £15,000.  Unpublished category - A £7,500 grant for you to travel to undertake research for your next story, plus mentoring by Wilbur Smith’s literary agents.
    Entry Fee: None - free entry.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
1.12.17

 

Wilbur Smith Author of Tomorrow Award.  Here’s another international contest from the Wilbur and Niso Smith Foundation.  Open only to writers aged 12 to 21, it is for short adventure stories of between 1,500 and 5,000 words.  To enter, you send in your story along with a synopsis and a scanned copy of your birth certificate.
    Closing: 12.3.18.
    Prize: £1,500 and a framed certificate.
    Entry Fee: None - free to enter.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
26.10.17

 

A Slim Volume of One’s Own.  This contest from new publisher Hedgehog Poetry Press of Clevedon in Somerset is for collections of poetry in any form and on any subject.  Collections should comprise no more than 40 poems each.
    Closing: 15.3.18.
    Prizes: Publication of your collection, and 100 free copies.
    Entry Fee: £25 for one collection, £45 for two, £60 for three.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
1.12.17

 

Never Such Innocence Poetry & Art Competition.  This International contest from the education charity Never Such Innocence is for children aged 9 to 16.  It is for artwork and poems of up to 40 lines inspired by the First World War. 
    Closing: 16.3.18.
    Prizes (in each category): £400, £200, £100.  Each prize is split 50-50 between the pupil and his or her school.  There are in addition prizes for runners-up.
    Entry Fee: None - free to enter.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
1.10.17

 

Fish Poetry Competition.  Poems of up to 300 words are invited for this contest from Fish Publishing based in southern Ireland.  Ellen Bass will be judging.
    Closing: 31.3.18.
    Prizes: 1st - 1,000 euros.  2nd - A week’s residency at Anam Cara Writers’ retreat.
    Entry Fee: 14 euros.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
10.10.17

 

Rubery Book Award.  This annual award is for books published by independent publishers or self-published.  There are various categories (see website).  To enter, send a hardcopy of your book by post or submit an ebook electronically.
    Closing: 31.3.18.
    Prizes: 1st - £1,500, and the book will be read by a literary agent at MBA in London.  Runnerss-up (3) - £150.
    Entry Fee: £36.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
1.12.17

 

Tamworth Litfest Writing Competition.  This contest from Tamworth in Staffordshire is for stories and poems on any subject.  There are three age categories, each having a different word limit as follows: 16+ 1,500 words, 11 to 16 - 1,000 words, Under 11 - 500 words.
    Closing: 31.3.18.
    Prizes: Age 16+ - £100, £50, £25.  Age 11 to 16 - £50,£25, £15.  Age under 11 - £20, £15, £10.  Best entries will appear in an anthology.
    Entry Fee: Age category 16+ - £4.  Other age categories - free entry.
    Comp Page:
Click Here

 


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 11.10.17

 

Cinnamon Press Poetry Pamphlet Prize.  Entries for this open competition from Wales are invited from beginners and established poets alike. Submit 15 to 25 poems of up to 50 lines each.
    Closing: 31.3.18.
    Prizes (4): A publishing contract plus 30 copies of the pamphlet.
    Entry Fee: £10.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
2.12.17

 

Binsted Arts Poetry Competition .  This is the third year for this contest from Binsted Arts in West Sussex.  It is for poems of up to 40 lines.  The theme this year is ‘Country’.  Poet Jeremy Page, editor of the Frogmore Papers, will be judging.
    Closing: 9.4.18.
    Prizes: £150, £100, £50.
    Entry Fee : £5 for the first, £3.50 each thereafter.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
1.10.17

 

Theatre Cloud Tell a Tale Competition.  Theatre Cloud is inviting you to write a gothic fiction story of up to 500 words using as your inspiration the following quotation from Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde: ’It might be possible, of course, that far from being one, we may posess two selves.’  The contest is open only to UK residents.
    Closing: 21.4.18.
    Prizes: 1st - £300.  There will be other prizes for runners-up.
    Entry Fee: None - free to enter.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
26.10.17

 

Creative Writing for All Competition.  This contest in aid of the RSPCA animal rescue and rehoming centre in Kempsey, Worcestershire, has two categories: short story and poetry.  In both cases the theme is Cats and/or Dogs.  Stories should be (pun alert!) curtailed at 2,000 words, while poems can run fur as many as 40 lines.
    Closing: 30.4.18.
    Prizes (in each category): £60, £30, £15.
    Entry Fee: £5 for one, £3 thereafter.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 

 

 

Hi Michael
     I spent a year or so reading all those comments on your website from people who, since consulting your list, seem have won just about every competition going. I read it and thought it must be too good to be true – but worth a try. Then, on my third submission, I have actually gone and won the Yeovil Literary Prize for Poetry. I am absolutely over the moon, unable to believe it, etc.  Thank you so much.
                                                                                   -   Andy Miller

 


Added
1.12.17

 

Bristol Short Story Prize.  I once spent a whole day exploring Bristol in connection with a treasure hunt but the only thing I can remember about the place now (aside from the fact that the treasure was somewhere else) is that explorer and navigator John Cabot sailed from there, discovered Newfoundland and explored parts of North America before amy other European.  Alas, he failed to update his blog with the details, and now, hundreds of years later, academics are still arguing about it.  You see, what matters in the end is not the going there but the writing about it - and he could have done that without going there, using just his imagination.  Anyway, this competition - it’s for stories of up to 4,000 words on any theme.
    Closing: 1.5.18.
    Prizes: £1,000, £700, £400.  Runners-up (17) - £100.  Twenty stories will be published in the Bristol Short Story Prize Anthology Volume 11.
    Entry Fee: £8.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
12.12.17

 

Frogmore Poetry Prize 2018.  This annual contest is run by Frogmore Press which was founded in 1983 in the Frogmore tearooms in Folkestone.  Well, what else can you do in Folkestone?  I’ll tell you what: you can fall in the sea - a feat I managed at the age of 8.  Will I ever forget that day?  Unlikely, for I had the misfortune to be rescued by my two sisters.  ‘No, no - let me drown!’ I cried.  ‘I’ll never be able to face my mates again.’  But I had the ice cream money in my pocket and so my pleas were ignored.  I later wrote a poem about the shame of it all but it would have been too long for this contest because it ran to 360 lines.  The line limit here is 40.
    Closing: 31.5.18.
    Prize: 1st - 250 guineas.  Classy.  You also get a two-year subscription to The Frogmore Papers.  2nd - 75 guineas and a year’s sub to the Papers.  3rd - 50 guineas and a year’s sub.
    Entry Fee: £3.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


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 11.10.17

 

Cinnamon Press Short Story Prize .  This is for stories of between 2,000 and 4,000 words.
    Closing: 31.5.18.
    Prize: 1st - One year’s mentoring/free place on a Ty’n y coed course. 2nd Pack of short story collections. 3rd - A year’s subscription to the book club. Winners and runners-up will be published in the Cinnamon Review of Short Fiction.
    Entry Fee: £12 (includes a free copy of the winners’ anthology).
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Updated
11.10.17

 

Cinnamon Press Debut Novel/Novella Prize.  To enter this you submit the first 10,000 words of your novel or novella.
    Closing: 31.7.18.
    Prize: A publishing contract and 100 copies of the novel.
    Entry Fee: £12.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 


Added
11.6.04

 

L. Ron Hubbard’s Writers of the Future Competition.  This US contest is open worldwide and is for short stories of up to 17,000 words.  They should be science fiction, fantasy or horror with fantastic elements.
    Closing: Quarterly.
    Prizes: $1,000, $750, $500.
    Entry Fee: None.
    Website:
Click Here.

 


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 1.9.11

 

Dear Michael
     Just to say a big ‘Thank You’ for your work on the website. I have been selected for publication in the Mirador competition which ran last year and have been awarded 3rd place in the Stringybark Speculative Fiction competition. To be published twice is like a dream for me, which the information found on your site made possible. Thanks again.
                                                                                    -   Pat Davies

 
  

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Notes: Unless otherwise stated in the rules, all poetry should be single-spaced.  The rest should be double-spaced (which is to say, double spacing between the lines, not the words!).  It is sometimes the case that your name shouldn’t appear on the manuscript.  Again, check the rules.  If you put your name on there after being told not to, you’re out.  Don’t use coloured paper or fancy fonts, and don’t send your manuscript done up like the Queen’s dinner menu with a fancy gold-tooled leather cover.  These things merely announce that you have no confidence in your submission or, worse, that you think the judges are shallow enough to judge on appearance rather than content.  Plain white A4 80gsm paper is the stuff to use, with plain black typing or print.  Write on one side of the sheet only (unless asked to put your address on the back).

 
    
  

            Before you start writing, allow me to introduce you to an old friend

                                       The Typo Goblin

           
I am the Typo Goblin, my heart is made of flint,
            My role in life is simply this: to keep you out of print.
            I sneak into your manuscript and do my fiendish work,
           Adding errors guaranteed to make you look a berk.
           And then I cast the ‘Careless’ spell: you say, ‘Ah, what the heck!’
           And pop your script into the post without that final check.
           At length some hapless editor receives your golden wit,
           And after reading fifty words he writes it off as ... unpublishable.

                                                                           
- Michael Shenton

 
  

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