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UK Prize Competitions


 
 

Below is a list of UK competitions whose prizes are awarded to the most skillful entrants (skill comps).  With practice you can improve your skills in slogan competitions and the like, but there is nothing you can do to make yourself luckier - hence my dislike of draws. Draws are for the slave to fortune - and that goes double for Internet draws where you have no envelopes on which to deploy lurid inks, pathetic pleas or salacious drawings in an effort to stand out from the crowd.  I’ve won a veritable warehouseful of prizes plus the 7 cars, and I’ve sweated for every one.  If I’d wasted my time on draws, this site would be devoted to the story of how I won a T-shirt and a voucher for £50 off my next world cruise.  Of course, if you’re prepared to enter draws by the thousand, you can narrow the odds a bit, but your time would be better spent developing skills with slogan and other tiebreaker competitions (see Be a Winner).

     Mind you, I don’t recommend that you become obsessed with competitions in the way I have in the past, nor should you employ the sort of extreme (and often dishonest) tactics used by the compers in my
novel.  Keep comping as a hobby.  But when you do it, do it like a competitions pro rather than a dabbler.
 

 
 

UK Slogan & Other Competitions

 

Champagne 

 

Swizzels Sweets Competition.
    Prize:
£100 in Toys R Us vouchers.
    Closing: Monthly.
    Task: Regsiter and take the Sweet Factory Challenge.
    I include this one for reasons of nostalgia.  My grandfather used to live in New Mills not far from the Swizzels factory, and when I visited him as a child I could smell the exotic aromas of the sweets cooking in the vats.  When Granddad saw the faraway look in my eye he said I must be thinking great thoughts, and he was right: I was thinking about Fruit Fizzers.  If you come up with a wonderful new sweet, you will be doing a service to ... well, if not man kind, then at least boy and girl kind.
     Website: 
www.swizzels-matlow.com

 

Champagne 

 

Cutest Pet Contest.  This competition comes from the International Pet Owners Club in the USA.  It is open worldwide.  Any kind of pet is eligible, they say.  I can rememeber the days when pet rocks were all the rage.  I wonder what the contest judges would make of a picture of one of those?  Or a cyber pet?  Entry is free, but you can only send in one entry every eight months.
    Closing: At regular intervals.
    Prize: $1,000.
    Task: Take a photograph of your cute pet.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 
  

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Champagne 

 

Staples Boxed Office Competition.
    Closing: Monthly.
    Prize : A boxed office containing a laptop computer, printer and other items.
    Task: Imagine you could be a piece of office equipment, then say in up to 20 words what you would be and why.
    Website:
Click Here .

 

Champagne 

 

Company Magazine ‘I Love You’ Competition.
    Closing: Unknown.
    Prize: Up to £1,000 to spend on telling your loved one how you feeling in the most flamboyant way possible.
    Task : Say how you would like to say ‘I love you.’
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 

Champagne 

 

Vileda Supermocio Competition.
    Closing: 31.7.10.
    Prize: £1,000.
    Task: Say why you love the new Supermocio 3Action mop.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 

Champagne 

 

Great British Life Vintage Champagne Competition.
    Closing: 14.8.10.
    Prize : £1,500 of vintage champagne.
    Task: Say why you, or someone you know, deserves to win.
    Comp Page:
Click Here .

 

Champagne 

 

Nivia Holiday Competition.
    Closing: 16.8.10.
    Prize: A 7-night holiday for two to Morocco.
    Task: Say in up to 100 words who you would bring with you if you won the prize, and why they deserve the holiday.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 

Champagne 

 

Paul Mitchell Hollywood Competition .
    Closing: 29.10.10.
    Prizes: 1st - A trip to Hollywood and the Angus M Salon.  Runners-up - various prizes.
    Task: Say what inspires your style.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 

Champagne 

 

Susman’s Caption Competition.
    Closing: 30.10.10.
    Prize : A case of wine.
    Task: Supplky a caption for the picture.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 

Champagne 

 

Persil Family Adventure Competition.
    Closing:  22.12.10.
    Prize: A family weekend adventure at Alton Towers with overnight accommodation.
    Task: Say in up to 50 words which Alton Towers attraction you would most like to have a go on this summer.
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 

Champagne 

 

Yzen Caption Competition.  This is a simple monthly comp you might like to take a shot at now and again, just to help sharpen your wit.
    Closing: End of each month.
    Prize: A bottle of bubbly.
    Task: Supply a caption for the picture (changes each month).
    Comp Page:
Click Here.

 
  

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You can find more comps on the sites listed on Comps Links .  Most will be draws, but keep digging and you should unearth a few skillcomps. Remember: the harder they are to find, the fewer entries there will be.

 
  

Note: In slogan comps with a word limit, there is some disagreement over how to count contractions such as ‘can’t’.  Some say they count as one word, others that they count as two.   Logically, when two words have been glued together you then have only one word, but logic doesn’t always come into it as comps are often run by women.  Therefore you might like to err on the safe side.
    [Joke Alert: Only kidding about women, ladies.  Please don’t send me any more severed horses’ heads - there’s no room left in my freezer.]

 
    
  

If you are running a skill comp and would like me to take a look, e-mail details to:
comps@prizemagic.co.uk

 

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